Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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