I never want to see another naked old woman again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
