OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
