She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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