I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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