ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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