what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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