butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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