fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
