I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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