So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
