Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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