he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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