whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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