i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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