i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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