Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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