She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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