Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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