I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
