Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
