you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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