the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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