Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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