So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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