fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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