My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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