ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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