I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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