Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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