can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Operation Purity has been aborted
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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