It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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