i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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