oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hippo gnu deer
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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