Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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