That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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