why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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