found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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