My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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