So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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