Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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