My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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