it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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