we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize