Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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