I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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