ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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