Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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