Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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