I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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