I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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