...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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