btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
PANTIES FOUND
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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