Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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